Talk Amongst Yourselves – The Hacker (Introducing Igor)

Edd: Rumor has it our writer is about to return.

Sephi: Like a Jedi?

Vlad: How funny. I mean whoever would predict that joke right now.

Sephi: I’m always prepared.

Vlad: You are, no doubt.

Edd: Remember that time at the bus station?

Sephi: Be more precise, we go there every day you idiot.

Edd: When the rain came.

Sephi: Ohh yea, I remember that.

Vlad: Ohh dear.

Edd: You were not prepared.

Sephi: For the rain?

Vlad: Rain it’s not predictable, Edd.

Edd: No, he didn’t have an umbrella.

Vlad: Ela ela.

Sephi: Under my umbrella.

Vlad: E e e!

Edd: What? Stop it, what are you doing?

Sephi: You had my heart!

Vlad: And we’ll never be world apart!

Spehi: Maybe in magazines…

Vlad: Buy you’ll still be my star!

Sephi:

Vlad: Haha.

Edd: You just wrote the lyrics of Rihanna’s Umbrella song?

Sephi: We did.

Vlad: We… did.

Edd: Why do you know the lyrics by heart?

Sephi: Err. Ohh dear, he’s right!

Vlad: My fingers! How could my fingers….

Sephi: I am possessed!

Vlad: The force of evil took control of me!

Edd: You two are mad!

Sephi: You need to be strong! Think about how strong you are! Find your weak spot… and beat it!

Edd: Beat it?

Vlad: No one wants to be defeated!

Sephi: Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight!

Edd: Dammit I had it with you two idiot!

Edd left the chat room.

Sephi: He left.

Vlad: We did it.

Sephi: We are the champions… my friend.

Vlad: And we’ll keep on fighting… till the end.

Sephi: We are the champions!

Vlad: We are the champions!

Sephi: No time for losers!

Vlad: ‘Cause we are the champions…

Igor: Of the world.

Sephi: What?

Vlad: Who is this?

Igor: Is this chat for new people?

Sephi: How did you get in?

Vlad: Yeah, this chat room is protected by a password!

Igor: Igor is a hacker. It was not hard to brake password.

Sephi: I doubt that, my passwords are really hard to break.

Igor: I like name of your mother.

Sephi: Fuck.

Vlad: You used your mother’s name to set your password?

Sephi: Yes, you have a problem with my mom?

Vlad: No.

Igor: You and you are funny. Igor laughs.

Sephi: I’m going to kick this man.

Vlad: You do that!

Sephi: I can’t.

Vlad: What? Why?

Sephi: He hacked in.

Igor: Just temporary.

Vlad: What do you want from us?

Igor: Honey coated roasted peanuts.

Vlad: What?

Sephi: Go to the store and buy.

Igor: What store?

Sephi: Ask Edd, his girlfriend is working there.

Vlad: Yeah, too bad Edd is not here right now.

Igor: Not a problem.

Edd has joined the chat room.

Edd: What the fuck?

Sephi: He?

Edd: The chat program just executed itself and  joined the chat room.

Vlad: What?

Edd: What’s going on here?

Igor: Edd. I am Igor.

Edd: Nice to meet you, are you Russian?

Igor: Da.

Edd: Da?

Vlad: It means yes.

Edd: Da means yes in Russian?

Sephi: Da.

Edd: Nice, I can speak Russian now.

Sephi: Igor wants to ask you to call Susan and ask her if they sell roasted peanuts at the store.

Igor: HONEY ROASTED!

Sephi: Beg pardon. Honey roasted peanuts.

Edd: Can’t he call, why bother me? Err…

Sephi: What?

Edd: My credit card just got canceled.

Vlad: I would make that call, like super now.

Edd: I’m on it.

Igor: Good.

Sephi: Say Igor?

Igor: Da?

Sephi: Can you delete the porn off Vlad’s computer?

Vlad: Very funny. Don’t bother, I don’t have any.

Igor: I can. There are many directories.

Vlad: EHH.

Edd: Igor, Susan said they got roasted peanuts!

Sephi: Honey roasted?!

Edd: Yes.

Igor: I thank you.

Igor left the chat room.

Sephi: Ohh my dear lord!

Vlad: What the hell was that?

Edd: Who is this guy?

Sephi: He claims to be hacker!

Vlad: Quick! Buy a new server!

Sephi: Quick! Give me money!

Vlad: Point taken.

Edd: We need to investigate this!

Sephi: To the Batmobile!

Edd: I’m so grateful you can keep up your good mood in such times of peril.

Sephi: Do you want me to panic?

Edd: Panic? Because of a hacker? Don’t make me laugh.

Vlad: WHERE ARE MY MOVIES?

Sephi:

Edd:

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